Terrorist Hot Potato! Portugal, You Lose!!

Now that Portugal has agreed to accept two Guantanamo Bay detainees, Americans can take a deep sigh of relief. Whew! I was really afraid they were going to be locked in OUR maximum security prisons, behind layers and layers of metal and concrete. That would have been a nightmare!

I mean, it is bad enough that we had to keep them all that time in Guantanamo Bay, risking American lives to protect the world from international terrorists, i.e. Muslims. 

But now, this flaming liberal, tree-hugging, pot-smoking, terrorist-loving America-hater wants to keep them in the USA? Aw, hell no.

Good thing we have real Americans in Kansas. They told that hippy President, "Not in my backyard! Not in my state! Not in my country!" Hell yeah! Grab your pitchforks, boys, let's kill somethin!

American prisons are build for Americans. If we put these guys in, they will be able to set up a terrorist network from the inside, they are sneaky like that. The prisoners we have now in our maximum security prisons aren't that bad, all those gang members and serial killers who know the United States and its prisons well. No no. The guys I fear are those who are halfway around the world from home, have been tortured for years, and don't know a soul within 3,000 miles.